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Why God doesn’t have a PhD:
- He had only one major publication.
- It had no references.
- It wasn't published in a peer-reviewed journal.
- Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.
- It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?
- His co-operative efforts have been quite limited.
- The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
- He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects.
- When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects.
- When subjects didn’t behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.
- He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.
- Some say he had his son teach the class.
- He expelled his first two students for learning.
- Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests.
- His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountaintop
Why God may have a PhD:
- His publication is incredibly well cited.
- No matter the time of day and no matter where they were, he’s always watching his experiments.
- He has the largest and most statistically relevant sample. (Although he began with only two subjects.)
- Although his office hours were infrequent, one could always call for him wherever he was, or try to contact him via one of his numerous secondary offices.
- Even if he invented the universe, life and love and also wrote the most known masterpiece, he never complained for not obtaining a Nobel Prize in either physics, medicine, physiology, peace or literature (respectively).
- His examiners never found a question he could not answer.
- He was so dedicated, that he even included his son in his experiments.
- And to finish, he did all this at a time where no company sold enzymes, power supplies, lab equipment etc. and also had to analyse his results without Excel or even a portable calculator!
Why He doesn’t give a damn about a PhD:
- He’s the boss.
- His only publication is still the most influential in the field, with millions of citations a year.
- Sure He didn’t write it Himself, but with 12 grad students, would you?
- Everybody says “Amen” to His opinions.
- Disagree with Him, and you may end up in hell.
- He's well known for being a hard worker: six days a week non-stop; rests only on the 7th.
- Nobody can beat His 4.5 billion years of field work and 3.5 billion years of DNA expertise.
- Most agree He was the first one to be awarded a Nobel prize. Nobel himself.
- His research facilities are simply the best: Even well funded scientists will admit they work in conditions which are “far from Heaven” when asked.
- He doesn’t depend on grant money.
